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Definitions by tiziofreddo
god told me to
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you
hit
your friends
and when they are like
wtf mate
, you say "God told me to"
alex:
WTF
y did you punch me
other
guy
: God
told
me to
god told me to
by
tiziofreddo
May 6, 2005