art dick

(n.): originally coined by instagram user thiccguy, an art dick is a gender-variant human with a natural proclivity for and grasp of masculine traits who emotes, identifies, understands, grapples, challenges, creates, and engages with the avante garde and/or other aspects of fine art discourse.

jena: bastian has been standing in front of that painting for ten minutes
arden: yeah, he's an art dick.
jena: what about that cis guy?
arden: no, he's just a dick.

by locking cable January 27, 2017

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Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

by Riper123 February 7, 2017

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Dick day

National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes

Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day

by anonymous December 11, 2020

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Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

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dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

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