Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products

My parents are Apple brained too!

by slideglide March 13, 2025

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

molly brain

When you did molly the night before, and for the next day and a half you feel brain dead and disoriented

Dude, i’d love to hangout today but i won’t be much fun. I’ve got molly brain cause i went to red rocks last night

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

having a fucking brain

not most people on this website

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

Juria Brain

Juria Brain (n)Someone with a small brain; (v) he/she's brain is not functioning.

Oh my gosh you have a Juria Brain or for a verb Your Juria brain

by BrannyTheBraniac February 2, 2024

agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.

If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D

by cjezioro September 25, 2010