The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.

Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.

by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020

Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014

Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

Reheated chicken sandwich

A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.

:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!

by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024

Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.

Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.

by Buneduggy November 25, 2021

Nutella Sandwich

either when a white person shits themselves during intercourse or when someone shits on your chest after anal.

Yo bro. this 10 i picked up from your mom gave me a Nutella Sandwich.
Thats sick dog... wait, my sister in 5th grade
Yeah bro its when someone shits on your chest, its amazing feeling.

by gitsandshiggles05 July 27, 2025