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World class vagina 

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.
GF: "My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

Me: "How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

GF: "I swear only diet. Nothing else taken."
World class vagina by coltnavy January 28, 2020
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Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.
This girl got a koala's vagina
koala's vagina by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Palm-a-vagina 

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).
"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"
Palm-a-vagina by Cool4Katz May 5, 2021

penis balls in my vagina 

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.
guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

Verge side vagina

A vagina that is unwanted by others.

Has had all previous partners break up with her
She has been left by the last 5 boyfriends. She is probably crazy or has some verge side vagina. Approach with caution.
Verge side vagina by Dr Casper August 19, 2021

Double lined vagina 

When a vagina has two canals. (holes)
The boys just hit a double lined vagina together.