Fried egg tits

Tits so saggy and deflated that they look like two fried eggs

That chicks tits are gross, it looks as if two fried eggs where attached to her flat chest

by eboogyman February 7, 2003

tits and teeth

When a girl is blowing you off and all you can see is tits and teeth x

Ahhhh all I saw was her tits and teeth

by Pooeee March 11, 2017

Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

tits up and wheelin

1) A Chick with a fast car.

2) When a long term plan works out and everything goes smoothly as if it was written in a book.

1) The perky little blonde in the vintage Hemi Cuda passed me on the freeway doing at least 85 mph. She was tits up and wheelin.

2) The Alfster sat back and waited patiently for the fool to fall into his zealot rose trap. Soon, everything would be tits up and wheelin.

by Petergozinya September 21, 2009

chill your tits

An exclamation used to calm someone down when they are being overly obnoxious or excited about something stupid or insignificant, similar to chill out or relax.

Usage has nothing to do with whether the object of the phrase actually has tits.

Sam-"Jimmy, come ONN, give me a piece of Wrigley's supermint."
Jimmy-"Chill your tits."

Ninth Grader-"Oh my god, those girls are sooo hot, i like the one in blue. Do you think i should go talk to her?"
Eleventh Grader-"Chill your tits, kid, it's just a sixth grade birthday party."

by Gage Magz March 13, 2007

Rachel Williams Tits

A term used to describe a bad bitch who got tits the size of the Galaxy

Bro my chick got Rachel Williams Tits

by Jon Woe May 16, 2016

herbal tit wank

The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.

After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".

by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003