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fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017
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old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.
Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.
by Tornado69 May 10, 2006
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Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.
"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"
by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012
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one and three sevenths

The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.
May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.
by Lexrcal March 15, 2021
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one hitter quitter

A way to describe some bomb ass chronic
Lets go blaze sum of dat one hitter quitter shit.
by head November 29, 2003
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One Tree Hill

A teenage Drama that plays on The WB ever Tuesday at 9pm.
In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.
Naley is so Cute.

Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him
by Kat November 9, 2004
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said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.
The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.
by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013
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