The typical main line mom is the one who stays home and drives a big car so she can shuttle all her kids and their friends around. They usually have around 5 to 7 kids. During the day they go to the mall to blow their husbands money and chat with their friends on their blackberrys, but at night they go into homework mode and do all their kids homework for them so they can be the best. Every weekend they go to a party and get a local villa nova student to watch their kids while they go get wasted. During the summer they vacation at their house in avalon, new jersey or go to their country clubs and sit under the cabanas with the other main line moms and gossip. Typically a main line mom will raise their kids everything they want. Many main line moms are referred to as milfs.
Billy: dude your mom is the typical main line mom, she's such a milf!
Mike: dude thats so weird!
Billy: sorry, is she going to drive us to lax?
Mike: dude thats so weird!
Billy: sorry, is she going to drive us to lax?
by Mainlinegal January 13, 2011
Get the Main line mommug. The baddest bitchiest song in the world. It is so bad it is the national anthem of bad bitchika. Play it. You wont regret it.
by Badbitchmegan April 23, 2019
Get the Ur mom gaymug. To mess something up - especially anything of a technological nature - in that particular Mom-style. A polite way to say that your Mom fucked something up.
"You mother totally Mom-ed Up the computer - she got frustrated and just started press every button and key possible. "
"The sprinkler system was completely Mom-ed Up - she turned every knob in every way, and now the whole system doesn't work."
"The sprinkler system was completely Mom-ed Up - she turned every knob in every way, and now the whole system doesn't work."
by SluttyKitty June 22, 2009
Get the Mom-ed Upmug. A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"
Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!
A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"
A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"
Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!
A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"
A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"
by NakedDrummerr October 8, 2009
Get the your mom down theremug. A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.
by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019
Get the Mother Teresa’s mommug. The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.
A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017
Get the magic mountain mommug. by eleanors mom December 14, 2021
Get the your mom xmug.