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crescent guy

A person (male) who belongs on Crescent Street in Montreal. Though exact defining characteristics are elusive, one is always sure when one meets a Crescent Guy.

Wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. Looks like every other douchebag on Crescent Street.
I asked for a pic and he sent me the most blatantly posed, looking-off-into-the-distance picture I've seen in a decade. What a fucking Crescent Guy.
by anticrescentguy September 12, 2009
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I-Guy

to only think about yourself.

not think about others

theirs no I in team
gallegos is an I-guy he only thinks about himself.!!!
by codybuhd June 12, 2010
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The Guy Who Swerves

The Guy in Grover Beach Ca who swerves
Aldo and I were skating while this guy almost swerved into us." " Duuude I know that guy, He's the guy who swerves.
by Theguywhoswerves November 11, 2010
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Plant Guy

A strange creature that wanders around in Six Flags Magic Mountain, though it never rides any of the attractions, it gets it's enjoyment by scaring various guests of the park. It is rumoured that it snatches children from rides when it is hungry. It is a paying guest, so Six Flags can't kick him out if you complain.
Guy: "Hey, the plant guy made my wife have an attack and then ate my son!
Worker: "Did you sign the waiver?"
Guy: "Yes."'
Worker: "Then deal with it."
by BabySealClubberLang June 14, 2011
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That Guy

That guy is the guy who does things for the girl hes with or the girl he likes in gratitude of her actions with him.
Cam: I want a massage.

Micki: I will give you a massage.
Cam: I will give you one back, I'm just That Guy.
by JesusCam August 12, 2014
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this guy

What you say when someone does something stupid or something to draw attention to themselves in a less than desirable manner. Usually accompanied by a single or double underhand point and no other verbal context.
This guy.
by Leppalimes December 30, 2015
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harley guy

The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.

"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl
by JSFBCo July 24, 2016
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