Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
Get the Bum funmug. When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.
Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005
Get the Crappin Bummug. A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.
Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022
Get the bum with a heart of goldmug. Friend 1: Bumming booses is a hard thing to do with a small penis.
Friend 2: What the heck, man, I thought all men were created equal! I have a huge urethra!
Friend 2: What the heck, man, I thought all men were created equal! I have a huge urethra!
by The_Real_Boi May 29, 2018
Get the bumming boosesmug. 1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.
2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!
2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
Get the Tech Bummug. "Bum":
A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
Get the Bummug. The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019
Get the Bum-Bell-Beemug.