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Michael

Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.
“That Michael guy is such a prick”
“Yea but he’s hot though
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Michael

Michael is a fun loving weirdo. He has everything that you will need. He loves his dog and his girlfriend very much and would punch anyone that tried to hurt them. He loves nature, animals and food. Michael is a mystical man that is not of this world.
“Wow did you see Michael today?”

“No did you”?

“Yes omg Michael is so magical
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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
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Michael

Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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michael b renfer

michael b renfer is the coolest person you will ever meet
michael b renfer is so cool
by super cool man September 4, 2023
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Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.
Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...
by Jade Hale February 26, 2018
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