She is just the most fabulous star in the sky. Your warm sun on a gloomy day. The world revolves around her joy and she has no clue. She is smart,sweet, and interesting to boot. Everyone who comes into contact is infected with her joy, and sense of wonder.
by SYDSWORLD August 11, 2017

a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen
will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball
smart asf but a british queen
will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball
ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills
by ratsareyum October 18, 2020

by Jackknife37 November 14, 2011

by Brenno69er August 13, 2020

When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.
Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.
by illinoishorrorman March 10, 2018

by Eat5 hit April 12, 2025
