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Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.
Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.
by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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Rick Roll Day

On July 28th We celeabrate the day Rick Astly Never Gonna Give You Hit 1 Billion Views and funny enough it hit it around 4:20pm EST go send your best rick rolls on this day.
We shall celeabrate Rick Roll Day as the hit song reached 1 billion view on this day.
by Sergeant Frank Woods July 28, 2021
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ROLL

A ROLL IN the form of drug slang means a quantity of 100. So if ur your buying X or zannys or anything pill form and ask for a roll they're asking for 100 CT.
Yo Im trying to pick up a ROLL of those batmans! GETTING A GREAT DEAL!
by PLAINandSIMPLE March 19, 2023
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Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.
Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
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Wisconsin Tootsie Roll

Where an Asian man puts his penis in cheese
Chen got drunk and did a Wisconsin Tootsie Roll.
by PunchMunch August 13, 2024
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Pizza rolls

You think your godlike? Have you ever HEARD of pizza rolls?
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020
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