taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!

Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!

by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021

the idiots are taking over

A GREAT NOFX SONG FROM THE ALBUM "the war on errorism"

have you heard of the idiots are taking over by nofx??

by ThatPansexual July 13, 2021

Take it easy

The chaos theory isn’t exactly about chaos it’s about how a tiny change in a big system can affect everything.so today marks the moment of truth.the truth is simple there is a cult in edgewater called SRC this cult has power with some control and influence over edgewater.there main place is in the colony there second most mainstream place is the high school. This cult targets people who come across them and there wrong doings they also target people who know of them and don’t want to join them

Grace once said “relax take it easy” meaning when being in SR and you come across the truth they don’t want you to speak on it it’s there way of keeping you at ease silent by other means. Take it easy

by South river secrets -tyler S July 21, 2021

Take the jazz

To take over the the rhythm and rhymes.

I've been hearing alot of Flows. Do you mind if I take the jazz.

by anonymous July 21, 2021

I take pills to last

This is usually a pressure tactic that a god named Nyice or 19K uses to fool his opponent now others might think he’s joking but no he’s being deadass

I take pills to last focus up sonny boy

by The God Nyice July 25, 2021

Taking a mans hat

If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin

Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women

by Wheeler walker August 3, 2021