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Donald Trump 

The world's first, the only,...........GIANT OOMPA LOOMPA
Person 1: theres no such thing as a GIANT OOMPA LOOMPA.
Person 2: oh yeah? Donald Trump.
Donald Trump by PUTELFREBORN4 March 29, 2017

Donald Trump 

A fascist, racist, sexist idiot whom everyone claims to be hard working and fair, but actually had lived off the work of laborers he hired (legally and illegaly). He claims to want to build a wall, and most of his supporters love this idea. It wouldn't actually help at all considering there are things such as airplanes and boats to go across the gulf and to America. It's not even original. He got it from China, one of the various places he has named as horrible or "tearing our country apart". And in China, did the walls work? No. They went around. His supporters say that he saved us from "the horrible Hillary that would've ended the work", although she has more reason than him. He is removing various things we desperately need that, guess who, Obama placed to help the country. For example, Obama placed a ban on coal mining and things to make fuel usage more efficient. Trump removed them to give coal miners jobs. Obama placed those to help slow global warming. Trump both removed those things and says global warming doesn't exist. Trump didn't even want to win! He just joined the presidential run because he could! He is an utter narcissistic dumbass.
His supporters. YEAH 'MURICA! TRUMP SAVED US FROM HILLARY!

Any reasonable person: Donald Trump really doesn't know what he is doing.

Donald Trump 

To Donald Trump is to not only go against your word, but to do the exact opposite of what you had said
My friend told me to meet him at a bar, but he Donald Trumped at the last minute. Meeting a bar at my friend was alright I guess, but I'm still mad about it
Donald Trump by the sheeptator September 19, 2017

twat trump

when your fanny does a fart
hollie did a twat trump, ew
twat trump by fannylover69XXX April 18, 2009

The Trump Talk 

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.
"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."
The Trump Talk by kromana October 19, 2016