The Helen Keller

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller

Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!

by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010

The Helen Keller

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

the telepathic kid

A sick perverted corpse grinder or necrophilliac Someone who enjoys sex with dead people

Don't invite him to your funeral i heard he was just like the telepathic kid

by HAH! June 7, 2004

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

a case of the R.Kellys

To date or have sex with a guy or girl who is much older than you.

Devon: Shawnna got herself a twenty year old.

Marcus: Mayne, she better watch out we wouldnt want anyone to catch a case of the r.kellys

by blackxeyeliner September 25, 2006

The Tony Kornhieser

When one gets thier underwear and separates their testicles on each side of the underwear. The two testicles (if hairy) look like the hair on the side of Tony Kornhieser's head while the underwear serves as the bald spot in the middle of his hair.

Hey dude , have you met Tony Kornhieser? (while performing the Tony Kornhieser)

by Marcus Dent October 26, 2007

The real kick a ginger day

The real kick a ginger day is the 21st of October as kids won't be in school on the 20th so we have changed it so we can kick them on school

Oh yey it's the real kick a ginger day today

by Noob Master 69420 October 4, 2019