squibble fart

After a person indulges in very rich, and bountiful meal and then is expected to return the favor with providing coitus even though they may have an upset stomach so in a moment of extreme ecstasy he or she emits a watery like blast of brown fecal juice and it squibbles down the leg onto the floor...

I was with Brenda last night and she fucking squibble farted on me and my new carpet !

by Gh homes December 14, 2020

Fart-lami

The air that escapes a bag of salami that stinks like flatulence.

The better the salami, the worse the fart-lami.

by SameLameAmy December 21, 2020

Butterfly Farts

An exaggeration of the butterfly effect. Used when someone is responding strongly to a meaningless event.

Clearly it was butterfly farts that brought the stock to this point without news.

by Eric MacKay December 22, 2020

Fart trap

When someone dressed like a woman farts in your face and then quickly turns around and surprises you with a penis being waved in your face.

Person one "I took this chick home last night and got fart trapped."
Person two "fart trap, what's that?"
Person one "look it up on urban dictionary. It's the definition that horrifying."

by Robyn Souls December 24, 2020

fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

Vape Fart

Smelly bad gas. That one gets from vaping too much.

-Who the fuck vaped in here?
How can you tell someone vaped?

-Only a vape fart can smell this bad.

by bapelsin October 21, 2020

fart sponge

The exact definition of this is frances. Her farts are SO LOUD AND ROTTEN SMELLING!

"Did you just fart? " yes "YOU'RE SUCH A FART SPONGE"

by Kaeren Smyth October 25, 2020