Oof and Run

When one commits a "hit and run" but ends up exposing themselves with evidence left behind or hurting themselves by doing something crazy or erratic and ends up running away.

Example 1:
Kelly: Hey Haley! Did you see the hit and run on the news last night?
Haley: Yeah, turned out to be an oof and run when he left his license plate behind.

Example 2:
Emery: I am going to tell Serena I like her.
Charlene: You know that could lead to a big oof and run if she doesn't like you back.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

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Running Moosetracks

(verb)~Messing with or trying to fool someone or something

i.e. Are you tryna run moosetracks on me right now.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.

by Daniel J Donaldson October 19, 2022

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Bucket Run

A humorous run to the bathroom most women do post-sex to prevent semen dripping down their legs. Named the 'bucket run' because of the imaginary bucket between the legs in an attempt to catch any spillage.

Girl spies fellow house mate walk oddly to the bathroom after the sex noises stop. 'RUN BUCKET RUN!'

by hyswc February 26, 2013

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Run

Pronounced 'roon'. Coined by the French or Swiss or some other fruity sounding Euro Nation, literal meaning to carb load and anchor your arse to the nearest lounge/couch or suitable sloth receptacle. Contrary to popular belief, "running" is not a mode of self transportation similar to that of yogging.

That was a hard night on the tins, I think I'll go for a run...

by Ozwald T Justice May 29, 2021

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