Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

ROLLED

An acronym. It means Ready to Offer Lots of Love for Enormous Dick. Typically used by discrete gays when they don’t want people to know they suck cock

Hit me up tonight. I’m Rolled.

I’m coming over. Get rolled.

by Baller221 January 30, 2021

roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.

Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.

She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name

by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

ROLL

A word of great power if uttered by a savaga the savaga itself and every savaga in ear shot must ground spin

ROLL or ayo dood... roll

by The savaga man January 9, 2018

roll dice

A colloquialism used to refer to playing tabletop and dice games, usually in the future tense.

Joe: Hey, we should get the group together for D&D this weekend.
Jenny: Yeah, I'll hit up the group chat and see who wants to roll dice.

by Lord_Toastado July 23, 2020