hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

Pineapple Hair

The top green part of a pineapple.

If you want to eat a pineapple, you have to cut off the pineapple hair.

by bloxburggirl June 16, 2020

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass

Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!

by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018

hair toga

Noun. When you grow out your hair so long you can wear it as clothes.

Look at her hair toga.

by continuedpapers October 11, 2016

Hair

Long skinny strands that come out your ass, lower stomach, head,legs ,nose ,chest,and balls

I rubbed my ball hairs on your chin

by anonymous April 11, 2022