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Insta-cum

Cumming repeatedly and instantly until the penis shrivels up and becomes a chode.
Cam had to Insta-cum because of his large intake of Viagra.

Wil had to Insta-cum because, well, he's a fag.
by Gabe Smith Jr April 14, 2013
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cum on toast

an expression used to emphasize great dismay
oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!

jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!
by falco PWNSJ00 February 15, 2006
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cum insulation

Cum insolation: The result of swallowing way too much gizz, caused by you thinking that it would keep you warmer during the winter:. Used as an insult to someones weight or sexuality........Alaskan bitches!
Cum in-so-lay-shun
"Babe, i can't tonight. I have some cum insulation in my ass i think... you wanna try anal instead?"

"That ugly whore has so much cum insulation that her belly buttonis lower than her beltline!! She will seriously suck your dick for $15 bucks!!......(Rachel)
by Demonicshroom August 7, 2006
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cum-cap

The little bit of cum that is pushed out when pissing after serious ejaculation.
Bro I think I got a chick pregnant with my cum-cap
by headstomper98 July 7, 2010
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Cum Cans

Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.
Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!
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Cum Guzzler

Oh, that chick is a virgin?! She is such a sweeeet cum guzzler though
by Orgasmotron May 11, 2010
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Cum spirt

the occurrence of a sudden discharge of male semen.
"oh my god, peter just had a cum spirt, because sandra came in!"

"such a loser"
by marc16516 October 10, 2008
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