anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.

did you look at the google anals for yesterday?

by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt

brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*

by anonymous March 1, 2022

anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)

"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"

by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025

anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo

x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you

by anal specialist November 26, 2020

Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018

Anal baby

A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.

Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son

by .hhtits6653 May 24, 2018