Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 17, 2022

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pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 01, 2019

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suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.

*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!

by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022

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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

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