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death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017
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Death Knight

A CR level 17 monster in Dungeons and Dragons 5e
Death Knights used to be oathbreaker paladins that died without redeeming themselves.
They are in the Monster Manual

Death Knights usually command armies of undead. They are extremely powerful, throwing hellfire orbs and using their longsword. They can also parry, which is funny for the dm but fucking annoying for players
The skeletons you are fighting suddenly fight with renewed vigour. It can only mean one thing: the Death Knight has come.
by Undeath September 6, 2021
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Death

Life is a simulation when we die out Headset battery’s die
Oh no Billy’s headset died, he’s meeting with death
by Monster.png April 15, 2021
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Death giggle

When you’re doing some dumb shit and almost die afterwards but all you can do is that little giggle in silence.
Hey man why are you laughing we almost died!?
It’s called the death giggle bro. I can’t help it
by RubyDrill October 3, 2021
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Death

The opposite of porn
Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!
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Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life
"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
by anonymous August 27, 2023
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death

Math, homeworks, Asian parental control, school, etc.
Mom: Time to go school son!!!
Me: oh fuck im gonna have death
by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022
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