Jesus

That funny guy your middle age mom, 90 Year old grandpa and a couple of the neighbor kids talk about

They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday

I ain’t buying that nonsense!

Jesus more like jeSUS

Haha got em

Your Jesus obsessed mom: Ayy you know jebis is gonna judge yo ass for your sins someday right?

You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds

Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE

by VeryGoodwithWords May 16, 2021

Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)

Jesus is our saviour

by live for Jesus May 17, 2021

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Jesus

Hammered to a cross and burned😂😂😂

Jesus was hammered to a cross😂😂😂😂😂

by Who’s willma? May 19, 2021

Kyun is so hot jesus

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH

noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho

by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021

sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.

praise bladee, sweden jesus!

by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021

Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021