Amazing. Just amazing.
The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗
The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗
extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 5, 2019
by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016
1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 5, 2017
A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 22, 2023
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022
Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!
by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017