ass tassles

The hair that is around your asshole

1. Kevin was sitting naked in his wicker chair the other day and almost ripped out his apricot when his ass tassles got caught in the bamboo weave.

2. Tricia was complaining that she had ass tassles in her mouth after tossing my salad.

by DY9 December 28, 2007

ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

hard ass

When a person is up tight about stuff and is alway on task, doesnt try to have fun.

Mike Shannon is a hard ass

by Travis Ziegler January 11, 2005

Sex Ass

1.(n) An attractive or sexually appealing buttocks.
2.(n) A person's anus that is especially pleasurable when partaking in anal intercourse.

1. "That girl has a good sex ass!"
2. "That was a great sex ass."

by JohnDillingerMallone July 28, 2009

Atomic Ass

Where you have a gigantic butt and everything you sit on is deadly.

Did you see Mrs. Wilson? That bitch has an atomic ass!

by kelly girl September 10, 2009

Clay's ass

The most beautiful thing ever created. Also, Wango and Tango's long lost cousins from the back woods.

I would love to slap Clay's ass.

by Miss Rubenita Monkeybus August 25, 2003

bag ass

to leave swiftly

to flee

hey, I'm gonna bag ass.

by dohmar August 12, 2005