Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018

hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.

Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich

by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.

Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.

Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!

by DietCyanide November 8, 2018

Sandwich banger

For people who eat a bit too much so they develop a sexual interest in sandwiches

“Shut up you sandwich banger”
Or

“Jesus Christ I could throw a Molotov cocktail through your window so fast you couldn’t even finish fucking that sandwich you brain dead sandwich banger!”

by T00lbox123 August 20, 2021