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family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
by QuacksO October 26, 2016
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running it up

To be getting a lot of money doing whatever you do.
Yo that n*ggas running it up, he pulled up in the fire AMG.
by Jay035 March 31, 2021
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Hug em n run Express

Nov 13th Is National hug your crush and speed your way out you have to Atleast do it 5 times on that day If not your crush then your bff
Hi *Hugs and runs*
Crush-........... wha-
Hug em n run express is just hugging the person and running
by XxItsmehXx November 12, 2019
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Rimjob n run

When a man successfully gets a rim job from a girlfriend then immediately leaves her.
"Did you hear Collin pulled off a rimjob n run on my ex?"
by Trackless March 29, 2022
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Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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Running twack

Smoking meth excessively
Me: She lost so much weight since I saw her last

Friend:bro she’s a twack-star she’s been running twack since high school
by ETCB14 June 26, 2022
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run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.
Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...
by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019
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