One trick pony 

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

One trick pony by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

one game of valorant 

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

one game of valorant by shober August 2, 2020

One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

One direction by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

one it 

clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months🤡.

xx: why this "x1" group already disbanded?
one it: *cries*

one it by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

One way simping by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

one-three fatigue 

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.

Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."

one-three fatigue by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020

One nut

A person (preferably a male) who only has one testicle due to circumstances like cancer, etc.

I heard Sam had cancer and became a one nut.

One nut by Chong69 September 6, 2020