I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 26, 2020

good one, reed

Much the more genteel “Bless your heart”, this phrase is used to replace “fuck you”!in a response to someone else’s nonsense

Someone: “Trump is a genius.”
Response: “Good one, Reed.”

by Cap’n Al July 31, 2020

lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.

"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."

by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

One-Night Squat

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.

"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."

by Acondeezy June 27, 2020

one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.

"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."

by alupinthat April 3, 2010

doing one more

1. the alarm blares. you want just one more hour of sleep. you do one more.

2. you get out of class and have some homework to do before your next class, which is in 30 minutes. you do twenty-eight more.

3. you take a nap at 3pm for no reason. your friends want you to get up to grab some dinner at 6pm. you tell them you'll be right out. then you do 3 more.

"Yo Starr! Can you just do the Work Cited?"
"Sure! I'm just going to do one more, then go pumpkin picking, then do 5 more, then I'll start"

"Yo Doc! Time to get up!"
"Nooooo! Please! Just one more! PLEASE!"
"He's doing one more."

by Andrew SON! December 9, 2007