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Michael

A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.
"Isn't that Michael?"
"I prefer to call him asshole."
by YourWife. June 21, 2022
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Michael Booth

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.
OH SHIT, ITS MICHAEL BOOTH GUYS!!!!!!!
by anonymous January 21, 2025
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michael slivka

The motherfucking goat. Best to ever do it. Dick is always schlanging.
Yo is that THE michael slivka?
Bro that’s michael slivka
by Fortniteclutcher300 October 20, 2020
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Sauce Michael

Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"

Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"
by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020
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Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself
Michael is always suckin and fuckin
by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024
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michael

absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months
eww look there knob cheese michael.
by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023
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Michael

He is gay and short and white ashell
by uubhj October 11, 2019
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