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Jesus

It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
Me:do yk Jesus?

Someone:big dick boy?
by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021
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Tulum Jesus

Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.
“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”
by ServantA August 20, 2021
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Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
by fillikirch August 25, 2021
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Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.
I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner
by jackjackipod3@gmail.com August 26, 2021
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Black Jesus

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place
by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus is the kind of guy that would buy a Krispy Kreme, and dip it in ranch dressing just because.
Jesus will be like, "Ayo, gimme sum of that ranch dressing. Imma dip this finger-licking dope ass Krispy Kreme in it, likah boneless wing"
by Mr. Bonewide June 14, 2021
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driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.
bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »
by gof August 20, 2024
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