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Jesus Is Latinx

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald
by sawrce July 11, 2022
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Jesus Bagging

When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex
Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
by Julbean13 August 5, 2023
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Jesus. H Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019
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Kyun is so hot jesus

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH
noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho
by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021
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Rave Jesus

you basically grab your nearest metal head that has a beard and long hair and throw them in a rave (specifically at a cosplay convention) Give them a little spike-glowstick crown like Jesus and give something to drink like alcohol and BOOM you got your self a rave Jesus
Guy 1: GUYS LOOK, ITS THE RAVE JESUS!!
everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rave Jesus: *passed out on the floor*
by goth_jesus April 8, 2024
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Jesus

He is so funny and a loyal person and he can be rude but he still nice you should be happy you have a Jesus in your life!!! LIKE ME💕👀
Your life changes when you see a boy named Jesus🔐❤️
by Aislinn_forever November 7, 2019
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