Dick Pride

1. Casually means you are indeed a man.
2. When you don't wanna look like a fag for admitting it.

Guy1: Hey man....should i..tell her i like her first...?
Guy2: No dude, have some dick pride you fag!

by Streetwacko December 9, 2014

Dick-swapping

Having sex with multiple people in a short amount of time

Shorty was fuckin Marquis this morning, now she fucking raquin. She stay dick-swapping

by Dedi2 December 23, 2013

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

dick's wiff

A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.

Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!

by Davedaveandgreg September 29, 2015

Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.

Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"

by Singularpube May 30, 2016

chugging dick

the act of rappidly swallowing dicks

He was off the walls autistic, until he started chugging dicks. i think it mellowed him out a little.

by cock smoking October 7, 2015

Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018