Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

Dead

Something I want to be when I get older.

When I grow up I want to be dead.

by Foodlion May 27, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023

dead people

Is a reference to the people depicted on American currency, whether the Presidents, Benjamin Franklin, or more recently, Harriet Tubman.

all my pokets full of dead people

by frap October 26, 2018

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023