Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches

I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night

by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016

i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

Milky Ice Cream

1. The poor man's Neapolitan ice cream
2. Ice cream mixed by a desperate man yearning for something different

im just gonna have to mix my own ice cream, its gonna taste weird cuz its gonna be mint chocolate chip, coffe and rocky raod, you know, some milky ice cream

by Metalpail April 14, 2008

Cream Puff

When you fart after someone cums in your ass

0h man, I really have to cream puff after being filled with cum in my ass

by Creampuffer November 30, 2022

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).

In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!

by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023

Cream City Chocolate Strawberry

Just like the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry, except you don't have your friend or lover stop at shitting on your Pink Sock. You then go on to have a friend or lover ejaculate on the feces covered prolapsed anus. Its important to note that it can be the same individual or different individuals who shit and jizz on the pink mass dangling out of your asshole. It can also be multiple individuals doing the shitting and cumming. Also, it does not matter what comes first. It can be the steaming wet shit or the white hot load that gets blown on your prolapsed anus first.

"I already was dealing with a Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry when Carl had a big wet poop on my Pink Sock. But then of course Ronnie, Tee and Corey thought it would be funny to jizz on it too. Now I'm stuck with one hell of a Cream City Chocolate Strawberry."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023