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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021
mugGet the shit stuck up my crackmug.

Crack

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial
Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!
mugGet the Crackmug.

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011
mugGet the crack pokedmug.

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.
Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.
by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Cracking The Celerymug.

Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 8, 2022
mugGet the Maddie in the crackmug.

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