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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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phoo-bear

A very cuddly creature that gives all its attention to you!
My pet acts like a Phoo-Bear.
by TheCheernast10 May 14, 2017
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sweatington bear

A coworker who sweats nonstop with no regard to your personal space.
Sweatington bear sure was trying to drip all over me today
by cupsofsoup June 4, 2017
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Polar Bear Organization

Bitch we the most underrated,
Niggas say they spitting fire
Bitch watch us come and slay em
Everyday we spitting cyphers

At the table we our own boss and we still payin
by Conserned dude51 June 6, 2017
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Mozzie Bear

A person who is cool, chill and likes to hang tight with the bros.
Wow, Mozzie Bear, you're so lit that I think we should get drunk together at the bar.
by Wizard of Moz June 15, 2017
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meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.
MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.
by llahttam June 16, 2017
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Bear

A fat gay man with a bunch of hair, a small dick, stomach and back acne, chlamydia, and inverted nipples. Likes to fuck black chicks because he has a lot of money. Will do anything for sex, alcohol, drugs, and money.
Have you seen what he does?

Yea he's a total Bear!
by hahaurfunny June 24, 2017
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