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The Gerard Butler 

The sexual maneuver of a man cumming on only half the face of his sexual partner, then getting up and flexing every muscle in his torso and arms while yelling, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA BITCH!!"

This term comes from the mask Gerard wears in his role in "Phantom of the Opera" (2004), and his famous body and line in the film "300" (2006).
"I had been working out all week, so I pulled The Gerard Butler on my girl last night".

"We just finished watching "300", so naturally, I did The Gerard Butler on her right after".
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The Garnett 

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.
Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.
The Garnett by Creonptc March 19, 2011

The Great Cock Biter

Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.

It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.

A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.
"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"

::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::

"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."
The Great Cock Biter by World Sage October 23, 2011

The Guadiana 

1.Stupid drunk.

2.Getting so drunk, you no longer have control of bodily function or, logical thought patterns. Could lead to dropping a duce on your girlfriends livingroom floor or, pissing/vomiting in the corner at restaurants.
"That bitch broke my heart so I pulled The Guadiana"
The Guadiana by Deeeeeeez Nuts February 13, 2013

the great pussiliah 

The wise prohphet who came up with the idea that one cannot put pussy on a pedistal.

An individual who is able to solve all your problems with woman and get you pussy as a result.
And on the 69th day The Great Pussiliah bestowed upon us, his loyal servants, the knowledge deemed necessary to obtain the great pussy.

The Gay Formula 

The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."