Henry take

An extremely poorly thought out take that is contradicting to the common understanding of the subject matter.

Person A: "God, I need the AC on, it is so humid in here"
Henry take: "I love humid weather, I sleep the best when it's really humid and warm!"

Person B: "What is your favourite pizza topping?"

Person A: "Oh, I love pepperoni"
Henry take: "Pepperoni is literally the worst pizza topping!"

by thedeaconofsox August 8, 2021

take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.

Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.

by The Wanu August 9, 2021

Take it to Heart

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.

On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

takes the awards

when something is so cool it is worthy of getting the 'awards' whatever that may be

that's definitly taking the awards today

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 18, 2004

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004