slap it up, rub it down

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.
When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.
by Popo4242 August 04, 2017
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National slap ass year

Go around slapping a girls ass for the whole year
National slap ass year
by Edward Johnson October 04, 2019
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Slap your ex Day

On the 13th of February, (day before valentines day) Go ahead without even telling a SINGLE soul and go to your ex's house or wherever she is, and give her the most Undeniable slap of a lifetime to her. that'll do it!
"Oh boy! i can't wait to slap my ex on slap your ex day!" as he said in his mind...
by OnlyKent February 09, 2021
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national slap Scott day

December 13 slap anyone you know named Scott and they can't hit you back
Slap
Hey what was that for

oh, it's national slap Scott day!
by nickscat21 December 11, 2019
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NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 12, 2019
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National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday
Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass
by Yoboycam April 05, 2018
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bay view sock slap

When one sticks their penis into a white tube sock and smacks thier unsuspecting friends on the thigh.
Dude after I drank the love bowl and had to finish 1/2 my friends, I had to lay down the Bay view sock slap as punishment.
by Matt V.I.P. Excellence May 06, 2008
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