Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

potato PC

A derogatory term for a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications, such as Android Studio for Flutter development. Using a Potato PC often leads to frustrating performance issues, even causing you to fail your Mobile Programming course.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my Potato PC, but it crashed every five minutes, and that's how I ended up with an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

White hot potato

When you nut in her mouth and she spits it into yours. Repeat, first to spit looses.

Me and my girl tried something new last night. She wanted to try the white hot potato.

by RussiaIsmyCity March 4, 2022

potato

my life and my wife

Guy 1: "U like potatoes?"
Guy 2: "Potato is luv."

by thatpotatoguy October 5, 2020

Potato

It is something you eat and for some reason everyone bullies on it

John: I threw a potato out of my window!
Nick:Where did it land?
John: In an another potato!

by νικο November 19, 2017

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024