parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn July 1, 2005

Zo pearson

Some one who has the best taste in music around she enjoys the same stuff as me and will always tell me wots hot and wots not (sad phrase) lol

the one and only bitch ???is that rite ???

Zoey, zo, zoe, rocks !!!!

by Choco Rocko May 2, 2005

Jayden Peerson

Stupid, Tall, and Dating a Retarded Bitch Girlfriend Named Probably Stupid Named Shailey That is Probably a Bitch to his Best Friend Probably Something Awesome Like Ian.

Oh My god There is jayden Peerson EWWWWWW!!!! Said Emma

by Caleb Cartery December 7, 2016

future personified

the way that future is in co-orperated into life as it is in the present

anything that is future like

anything that andrew doesn't say

i am so future personified right now

andrew nascimento stole future personified from me i am the original future personified

by tristan future- personified October 16, 2010

persnicketty

per·snick·ett·y per-snik-i-tee

-noun:
1. One who possesses quality traits of a whore.

2. One who is promiscuous, meandering, and bitchy.
3. An overly jealous heinous snob, who uses sex for a profession.

-adjective:
1. snobby, bitchy, overparticular, vain, conceited, and whorish.
2. rich, manly, over-zealous, inadvertendly intrigued by sex and money.

Origin:

1885–90; orig. Scots, var. of pernickety

—Related forms
per·snick·et·i·ness, uber-noun

—Synonyms

1. nitpicking, finicky.

That whore is so persnicketty!

Yeah, man I can't believe she's so snobby!

by boxchief101 March 20, 2010

personality like a brick wall

a person who has no personality. usually some lazy fucker working at mcdonalds. of course i probably would have no personality if i cleaned shitters for a living or flipping damn hamburgers

That motherfuking asshole that cleans restrooms said nothing to me when i said hi

by Fuck yourself May 13, 2005