Monkey Boobs

A Girl with Monkey Looking Boobs

Hey Babe, You have monkey boobs.

by K2theb24 February 12, 2009

PUTZ MONKEY

A dickhead that fools around causing crap

Joe sure is a putz monkey

by PUTZ MONKEY February 25, 2005

Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.

Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."

by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009

punch the monkey

To click on a banner ad, in particular one that might load spyware/malware on your computer.

Idiot: My computer is full of popups and viruses.
Tech: Antivirus can't catch everything. Back off the sketchy porn sites, and don't punch the monkey.

by schflyatz March 28, 2010

grundle monkey

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.

1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Monkey Son

A word u say that describes a African American friend who is really close to u when u greet them.

"Whats up with u Monkey Son"

by jasman49er August 2, 2009

Afro Monkey

A person who claims they are going to wrap themself up in a box, who has curly brown hair and lies about it. They are liars and never send themselves your way. Do> NOT> TRUST> AFRO> MONKYES!!!

Wher's my afro monkey???

He was being such an afro monkey today.

Nick Jonas is an afro monkey!!!

by Losers win one! April 17, 2010