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Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.
Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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michael jackson bad

when something is really bad, often used in scary situations
by mikansupremacy July 31, 2021
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Michael Cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is stronger than any cult including vegeta cult
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Michael cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is better than all cults including ventega cult
Michael cult: hey that Michael cult guy is hot
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michaele

a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
i got plowed by michaele last night
fuck michaeles fat
by tc fidler February 16, 2022
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Michael

He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did
Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.
by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022
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