Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass

Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!

by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021