When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
by mm9019729 April 10, 2021
