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Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
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Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018
mugGet the Call Becky with the good hairmug.

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
mugGet the no hair on your penismug.

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.
You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
mugGet the Hair of the monkeymug.

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
mugGet the Asshole hairmug.

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair
"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"
by flywithbeans January 8, 2025
mugGet the brush your hairmug.

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
by mm9019729 April 10, 2021
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