OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?
no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!
no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!
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Get the Sympathy dick mug.1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.
2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
by Sporkle March 20, 2008
Get the Dick in a Teacup mug.One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.
Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"
Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."
Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"
Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."
Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"
Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
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That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.
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To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*
Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.
*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*
It’s dumby dicked.
Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.
*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*
It’s dumby dicked.
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"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"
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