Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 6, 2017

Winter Dick

Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.

Damn this gives me winter dick!

by JaxyBoo November 6, 2017

cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow

Justin has a cow dick

by India is ba November 13, 2017

Warm Dicking

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.

Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Dick nipping

Being so cold that your nipples go full erection, able to cut through glass and the orifices of your enemies.

Mate, it's so cold outside! I'm fucking dick nipping out here!

by Snubtec May 6, 2018

Dick Fuld

A Fucking prick who is known for causing the fucking recession and being a retard. Fuckhead served as CEO of Lehman Brothers and oversaw the bankruptcy bigger than a 5.3 inch dick

I hope they throw Dick Fuld in prison

by TheBillionaireLord February 16, 2018