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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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Dead and Gone

Kicked out of a party and forgotten forever by your friends, and family.
Cody was Dead and Gone drunk for the past 80 years since that bash.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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dead

Memes and jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio not getting an Oscar
The memes are dead
by Leviosa Dragon August 16, 2016
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dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.
Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living
by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022
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Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.
Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin
by Roast tut May 16, 2016
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dead boy#2844

mi an amazing person that you will love
oh wow dead boy#2844 is super cute
by dead_boy_2844 June 17, 2021
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Dead dick

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will
by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023
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