Gummy Cracker

A tiny peepee

Bro, I saw that dude in the locker room. He has a gummy cracker!

by Lekag December 10, 2017

It's all graham crackers

An ok life. just getting through life to get through it. not really bad but not really good either

Person A: hey man, how's life going?
Person B: eh, it's all graham crackers right now

by Thoraxtheimpaler February 24, 2009

Cracker

Racist term for Southern United States white males from their seemingly constant inebriation on "cracked" corn liquior

"Don't mind him none Virgil cuz he's just some ol' drunk cracker" ( from TV series )

by Section(8) March 3, 2010

Cracker

An very attractive and enticingly sexy woman.

Possibly derived from Firecracker or Crackerjack. The word visually describes how an such a woman excites a man's mind, emotions and passions.

Sadly, this wonderfully expressive word is under threat due to the rise of alternative meanings.

She's a beauty - real cracker!", he exclaimed passionately. "I felt like all firecrackers and champagne corks in the world were whizzing, crackling and popping at once.

by Jeorne May 28, 2010

cracker

British slang, meaning a thing that is excellent.

Did you just see Ian hit that pigeon with his shoe? What a cracker!

by IanS343 October 24, 2010

Cracker

A crazy person

Considered the white person swear

Yo, you cracker, thats not where you park your car.

Dumbass cracker egged my house.

by TheOneCracker:) August 4, 2020

Cracker

A person who has a sense of entitlement.

That cracker over there tries to always get something for nothing!

by Relentlesskarma April 5, 2015