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Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.
That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.
by Numbers85 February 27, 2011
mugGet the Bum Wigglermug.

Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full
Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!
by Dobby38 April 25, 2025
mugGet the Hot cock bummug.

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers
by Gapezy June 27, 2017
mugGet the bum rugmug.

Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time
"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"
by Rourkie August 22, 2022
mugGet the Sparrows bum crackmug.

Bum Cum

When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.
by B.ucum August 26, 2021
mugGet the Bum Cummug.

bum chigger

for someone or something to be irritating, ugly, or an overall bad thing
by stick.bug June 5, 2021
mugGet the bum chiggermug.

Bummed

A few pints down
"anyone about?"
"yeah yeah, I'm already bummed with the boys"
by Inebriati July 11, 2021
mugGet the Bummedmug.

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