May 28

Its Christ birthday say happy birthday to him

its may 28 happy birthday Christ

by Asura`s wrath March 25, 2022

MAYS

Baddest Motherfucker around with a huge ass dick.

That dude is a real Mays

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022

Mai Lia

A great person with great looks! She may never find her name on key chains, but she it's ok! She will find the closest thing to it. The name never gets said right but it's fine.

Person 1:"Wow look a wild Mai Lia'
Person 2:" Don't look in her eyes she is scary"

by Annabeth Chesse March 27, 2022

May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

may 25th

your really fucking gay. like... the gay.

ur mom: oh my child is may 25th
i fucking hate my life: lmao gay haha stupid bitch

by gaybitch37 January 29, 2022